honestly i’d be surprised if three didn’t have ‘go away humans’ angrily written in sharpie on the door to his lab
|—||Bernice Summerfield on the Seventh Doctor, The Highest Science by Gareth Roberts (via pattroughton)|
Thank you Maggie Stables, for your amazing portrayal of Evelyn Smythe. You were fantastic!
i dID IT i got it done in time
idk if those zodiac matchups make sense… i tried, but i’m bad at astrology. also i know that WHICH WHO ARE YOU? is cheesy, and i don’t regret it for a second
She may be gone, but her legacy as Evelyn Smythe will live on forever in hearts of fellow Doctor Who fans.
"I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked - River and I, we had this big fight —" [x]
I think it’s now time to write a review of the new Doctor Who episode that aired last night now that I’ve gotten at least two hours of sleep, roughly. So, um, if this review sounds a little off, it’s probably because I’m succumbing to lack of sleep and becoming a bit delusional. Okay, let’s go.
-The Caretaker was a good episode. It wasn’t groundbreaking or something simply amazing plotwise, but it was able to help clear up some of the fuss with Clara/The Doctor/Danny and establish the different relationships more (i.e. Clara and Danny now being together as a serious unit, The Doctor not really liking Danny but more tolerating him for Clara, The Doctor watching out Clara like a father would, etc.) It was pretty much a drama fest, but it was an enjoyable one.
-I’m sorry to say this, but I didn’t really connect with the villain. I thought it was lackluster, and just something kind of thrown in there to help get the plot moving.
-NO CHATTERTON (I mean) CHESTERTON? NO CAMEO? YOU HAD THE PERFECT OPPURTUNITY AND YOU JUST WASTED IT! EVEN A REALLY BRIEF CAMEO, JUST A SMALL ONE, YOU COULDN’T DO THAT? So disappointed in them.
-…However, I was laughing my ass off that the guy who the Doctor thought Clara was dating looked like Matt Smith. I wonder if that was intentional. It probably was.
-I liked the Doctor and Courtney being bros. They bonded over both being tagged as a ‘negative influence.’
-When Eleven shouted, you might have just waved him off like ‘Okay, you silly goose, I’m going.’ When Twelve shouts, you take it seriously and haul butt.
-THAT BACKFLIP. Danny Pink’s got the moves.
-That last scene with Clara and Danny in her(?) flat, we must talk about that. I felt it might have been some terrible foreshadowing for something that is going to come and I’ll admit I’m a little scared. Twelve is a pretty dark character, but will he do something so corrupt that it will shake Clara so badly that she stops traveling with him?
-WHO ARE YOU MISSY AND MISSY’S ATTRACTIVE ASSISTANT AND WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING?
-That’s all I have to say on the episode. It was somewhere between fair and good, definitely not as good as Listen or Time Heist, but it helped make some relationships more defined, which is nice. Next week’s episode looks more promising.
They hugged. Ace felt the Doctor relax, but only slightly. This was way disturbing, the whole bit. Usually he was up on the whole game, way beyond anything dull and stupid like jealousy.
She was used to him being in control. The idea that he wasn’t was scary.
|—||Ace and the Seventh Doctor, Love and War by Paul Cornell (via fightingeldergods)|
Two very short snippets of Colin Baker just being goofy, and then singing. ♥♥
Colin is so adorable omg <33
Can I take you for walks in the woods, Colin?
Walks in the woods all on my own,
Interviewers who vanish and leave me alone.
omg colin ilu
DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET
SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS
GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS
AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO
WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.
There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.
The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)
Actually, I have for both Romana I and II :) I just haven’t gotten around to posting them in any of my art blogs yet.
I think Romana II especially turned out great in my style. Lalla Ward lends herself well to caricature.
And before you ask: Yes, I have plans on making finished and fun artsy things with my Romana designs. For now, enjoy these sneak-peaks:
Headshot of Romana II:
Headshot of Romana I:
Height and Body Type Reference, paired with the Fourth Doctor (Difference is exaggerated, design may be changed)
An adventure in Rockport: Donut Peaches at the Cape Ann Farmer’s market. Donut peaches are a boon to my South East Asian eyes, especially when they are not sat inside the Villa Market for imported goods attached with a hefty price tag. A million signals went off in my brain: Fresh?? Donut Peaches?? It’ll take getting used to the luxury of the fruit in America. [An adventure in Rockport] [My instagram]